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Yo Girl is the eighteenth song of the Off-Broadway musical, Heathers.

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Heathers- The Musical - Yo Girl (lyrics)

Lyrics

[HEATHER DUKE]
Martha Dumptruck took a belly flop off the Old Mill Bridge last night holding a suicide note

[VERONICA]
Oh my God
Is she dead?

[HEATHER DUKE]
Just some broken bones
Just another geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably

[HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM, KURT]
Yo girl
Keep it together
I knew you would come far
Now you're truly a Heather
Smell how gangsta you are

[VERONICA]
Martha
I'm so sorry

[HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM, KURT]
Yo girl
Feel a bit punchy?
She's not looking so well
Still you've earned that red scrunchie
Come join Heather in Hell

[MR. SAWYER]
Where have you been?

[MRS. SAWYER]
We've been worried sick!
Your friend J.D. stopped by
He told us everything

[VERONICA]
Everything?

[MR. SAWYER]
Your depression?
Your thoughts of suicide?

[MRS. SAWYER]
He even showed us your copy of Moby Dick!

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
He's got your handwriting down cold

[MRS. SAWYER]
Please honey
Talk to us!

[VERONICA]
No, you wouldn't understand!

[MRS. SAWYER]
Try me!
I've experienced everything you're going through right now!

[HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM, KURT]
Guess who's right down the block?

[MRS. SAWYER]
Your problems seem like life and death-

[HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM, KURT]
Guess who's climbing the stairs?

[MRS. SAWYER]
I promise they're not!

[HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM, KURT]
Guess who's picking your lock?

[VERONICA]
You don't know what my world looks like!

[HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM, KURT]
Time's up!
Go say your prayers!

Veronica's running on
Running on fumes now
Veronica's totally fried
Veronica's gotta be trippin' on 'schrooms now
Thinking that she can hide
Veronica's done for
There's no doubt now
Notify next of kin!
Veronica's trying to keep him out now
Too late!
He got in!

[J.D.]
Knock knock!
Sorry for coming in through the window
Dreadful etiquette, I know!

[VERONICA]
Get out of my house

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